Wednesday, March 4, 2015
Hark! Hear... muffled noise...
Mayhap melting drips?
Supposing apocalypse while we cozy homely in here? Supposing we emerge in spring to world ended... supposing...
Supposing we revel in no shoveling and more cocoa?
Ah. Indeed. Cocoa. Yet... supposing....
Saturday, February 14, 2015
Indeed. Snow must be in great pieces... ground trembles as snow lands. Like Giant Footfalls!
Mayhap some roof raking happening out there?
But in HERE, regard, latest culinary endeavor.... mmmmm.
Uh oh... odd number. We make large one in halves to share...
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
Snow heavying.... and silent!
Verily, quite roomy in here!
Comfy, too! Snow plethora insulation!
Regard we in homely igloo!
Yes, we quite homely here!
Friday, January 30, 2015
Wethinks blizzard arriveth! Plethora snow abounds...
Plethora and plethora! Abounder and abounder....! Regard, pitch white!
Hmmm... we alone? Abandon? Mayhap we need some bit of help... helloooooo?
Verily, I hear help approacheth!
Shoveling sounds ... come... Rescue imminent!
Hmmmm... Shoveling sounds cease. All quiet on Eastern front... feel smallish breeze to left? Yet, we remain ... helloooo?
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
Hmmmm. Still quite smallish.
Yes she does grow up plethora slow, even as we await with much patience...
... and much anticipation...
Methinks mayhap we water her.... to inspire... growth?
No, no... irrigations useless for BMWs.... try chocolates...!
Thursday, December 11, 2014
Prodigal Gnomes return. With much anticipation of elevated Gnome-Appreciation while we away... roaming.
Tragically, BMW R1200GS was not birthday gift for we. Verily, we feel much under-appreciation. Yes, we sulk, but we also forgive.
How fortunate we just in time for Christmas presents...oops, *ahem* just in time for Holiday Season!
Much obligatory joyfulness.
Thursday, July 24, 2014
But we have cake...and candles....
No open road, no wind-filled hoods... We blow flame, wish for ample shiny chromey BMW.
...regard such chocolatey goodness...
Mmm... ye-es... chocolate ... Still....
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
Truly our conduct of dignity and patients merits lavishness!
Regard shiny eggy colour! Regard most powerful engine! Regard sparkley chrome! Regard ample amplitude! Regard ...
Hmmm... regard surge of testosterone!
Saturday, July 19, 2014
Mmmf, methinks also anticipation of sharing!
Plethora excitement! Adrenaline!
Hardly we contain selves of excitement! We quite incontinent!
*Ahem!* methinks you mean to say we "incontinental"...
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
Verily, power returns! Orange chord is plethora effective. I make much wind, yes? Greta...? Speak, Greta? I have made too much wind at you...?
*gasp* unsurprised you have plethora air... you are veritable bag of wind.... now... please to help me rise...
Monday, June 30, 2014
But wait! Where are big orange power chords to conduit power? OK.... who "reorganized" and moved power chords.... We suspect mischief...
Friday, March 14, 2014
... yet so irrational...
Truly we might enjoy a small slice of something... blueberry?
... verily, we celebrate Pi Day with traditional pie eating...
And ice cream? (For calcium, of course.)
Monday, March 3, 2014
And annoying Moai. He returns... to taunt.
Much fun had by we with speedy sleds and stylishly loud outfits...
Yes, his sneggness returns... Big Silent Moai... seven years since last invasion ... from Eastern Islands....
Easter Island, not Eastern Islands! Mayhap he brings Easter with him - we plethora ready for Spring!
And chocolate eggs, perchance..?
Saturday, February 22, 2014
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Plethora steep.... Regard tiny human below...
Yes, plethora below...
"The thrill of victory... the agony of the feet!" Ah, we soar to great heights!
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
*Ahem!* Methinks skeletons here property of competitors...
Smallish skeleton awaiting we to take for quick spin! Gnot to worry - I return it ...soonish...
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Yes, truly action-packed sport! Indeed, we attempt finesse of curling!
But we lack brooms for frenetic sweeping!
Verily we lack loud trousers...
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Sunday, February 9, 2014
Sunday, January 5, 2014
Verily, snegging abounds. Mayhap we make sneggman in own likenesses.
Own likeness would make ...snegnomes...!
Hmmm, methinks a song... we are the sneggmen, we are the sneggmen, we are the walrus....
Yes, Walrus! Verily 'tis arctically cold - mayhap walrus climate now.
Monday, December 30, 2013
No, *ahem*, wording is auld lang syne... means as "days of yore"... poem of Sir Robert Burns....
Ah, yes of course. Hmmm.... days of your... what? Days of your... acquaintancing? Songs? Toasts?
No, days of yore... of olden times...
Ah, well, no matter... we toast ... to count out auld year... we welcome to 2014!
Monday, December 2, 2013
Verily we abundantly feel portrait captures two of most favourite holidays of we.
What? What is meaning of "over the top"?
Oh? Really? Why, yes, mayhap candies happen to both Hallowing and Xmas... yes, truly, we had not noticed such similarness....
We await arrival of Дед Мороз....
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Yes, trick and treating to collect candies. We hoard to ration until next Hallowing.
Well... mayhap we celebration with small feeding frenzy tonight, THEN we hoard.
Hmm... hoard / ration attempt never goes successful.
Truly we joyous celebrate favourite holiday of Hallowing!
oh, and Red Sox take World Series at home! esruC is desrever!
Sunday, October 6, 2013
*Hmmmf!* I un afraid of goofing wide mouthed Pac Aliens. Many such Pacs required for strength of removing we. We here for durathon.
We here for Duration. Gnomes are forever.
Monday, September 23, 2013
Yes, we summon the Great Zucchinis... we chant, we invoke... Truly Hallowing is nigh...
Oh yes! Hallowing! Trick and Treats! And costumes - we must address our costumes!
And summon some candy...nigh!
Mayhap we costume as Zucchinis!
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
No, most favoured season is Birthdays - July!
Ok second most favoured season.
No, that makes Halloween.
OK... third most...
OK... Power Washing season most favoured season without candy.
Monday, March 4, 2013
Me? Hmm? Oh! Regard! A squirrel!
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Monday, February 25, 2013
Front Steps represent Primest Real Estate for Winter Season.
Emissary quite persuading ....and patient... we consideration him...
OH NO!! Something we say?
Speak to We!
Truly we receive Cold Shoulder!
Friday, February 15, 2013
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Verily we await "Rites of Spring" and "Season of Scouring" with anticipation, and some bit impatience!
Oh... to grip wand and experience surge of pressure.....ahhh.
Mayhap we need not to await for Spring... mayhap Winter Cleaning Ritual commence...
Saturday, December 29, 2012
Uh...methinks expression is "countdown". Down for count verily signify something... else.
Ah, truly then we count down to new year! We have much gusto! And beignet wishes.
Beignet wishes? With powder sugar?
No, beignet wishes - for peace on earth, good will toward human and gnomes, more chocolate for all...
Yes, those too.
Monday, December 17, 2012
Friday, October 26, 2012
Monday, June 18, 2012
We discover stealth hiding place of attractive power washer...
But, alack, we unable to reach handle to open door...
A thousand curses at our vertically challenged ancestral DNA...
Friday, June 1, 2012
After much seeking and suspicion we stealth discover hiding place of power washer!
Oh ho, now we aid and abet spring cleaning!
Truly it wants that we find it.
Mayhap actually it discovers we!
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
*ahem!* Pi Day. We regarding a Pi Pie!
How it looks deliciously at us. Mayhap we take some small slice?
Certainly we trade small slice for Pi haiku...
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Monday, February 27, 2012
Weather plethora gusty -- we befeebled from hanging tight to furniture. Our fingers remain clenching, like stone!
Yes, we anchor furniture from making sail.
Mayhap we bowed permanently, like trees, from harsh wind. We attempt orthotical posture....