Tuesday, May 21, 2013
No, most favoured season is Birthdays - July!
Ok second most favoured season.
No, that makes Halloween.
OK... third most...
OK... Power Washing season most favoured season without candy.
Monday, March 4, 2013
Me? Hmm? Oh! Regard! A squirrel!
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Monday, February 25, 2013
Front Steps represent Primest Real Estate for Winter Season.
Emissary quite persuading ....and patient... we consideration him...
OH NO!! Something we say?
Speak to We!
Truly we receive Cold Shoulder!
Friday, February 15, 2013
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Verily we await "Rites of Spring" and "Season of Scouring" with anticipation, and some bit impatience!
Oh... to grip wand and experience surge of pressure.....ahhh.
Mayhap we need not to await for Spring... mayhap Winter Cleaning Ritual commence...
Saturday, December 29, 2012
Uh...methinks expression is "countdown". Down for count verily signify something... else.
Ah, truly then we count down to new year! We have much gusto! And beignet wishes.
Beignet wishes? With powder sugar?
No, beignet wishes - for peace on earth, good will toward human and gnomes, more chocolate for all...
Yes, those too.
Monday, December 17, 2012
Friday, October 26, 2012
Monday, June 18, 2012
We discover stealth hiding place of attractive power washer...
But, alack, we unable to reach handle to open door...
A thousand curses at our vertically challenged ancestral DNA...
Friday, June 1, 2012
After much seeking and suspicion we stealth discover hiding place of power washer!
Oh ho, now we aid and abet spring cleaning!
Truly it wants that we find it.
Mayhap actually it discovers we!
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
*ahem!* Pi Day. We regarding a Pi Pie!
How it looks deliciously at us. Mayhap we take some small slice?
Certainly we trade small slice for Pi haiku...
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Monday, February 27, 2012
Weather plethora gusty -- we befeebled from hanging tight to furniture. Our fingers remain clenching, like stone!
Yes, we anchor furniture from making sail.
Mayhap we bowed permanently, like trees, from harsh wind. We attempt orthotical posture....
Friday, February 24, 2012
Friday, February 17, 2012
No, we gnot sulking, we hypernating! Mayhap our absence inducts Gnome-Appreciation sensation.
HIBernating! We in state of hibernation.
No, we in state of Massachusetts. People's Republik of Cambridge if we exacting. We hypernating during winter season of ignoramusing us..
Mayhap you mean ignoring us....
...as we prevented from blogging with fandom. Truly we censored...
Truly you getting fat and oddly strange. Mayhap you need exercise!
Ayeeee, such a long season, winter. Yes we exorcise cold weather; hypernation stirring us crazy!
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Attacky Garden Gnomes.
Yes Red-hatted Gnew World gnomes...gnomes-come-lately...
We original Olde Worlde Gothic Gnomes... authentical gnomes.
We prepare to defend!
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Aggh! Дед Мороз and Снегурочка arrive by stealth while we asleeping!
We exert to remain awake to receive them, but we cannot remain eyes wide all gnight.
But happily they leave by with подарки! We belt carols... you join me in Tri belyh konya?
Rather we sing Pesnya Deda Moroza instead?!
Friday, January 6, 2012
Smell rich chocolatey chocolate...
Truly Christmas commence with chocolate...
...and terminate with presents!
*Yawn!* We struggle to remain awake!
Mayhap we eat behemouthy chocolate to remain us awake!
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Tis the gnight before Orthodox Christmas and all 'round the yard...
Gnot a creature is stirring, except two plethora obedient loyal trustworthy honorable gnomes who work very hard...
Gifts and presents?
Yes, and chocolates...! OH, hardly we sleep, we so excitable!
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Mmmft! so gnot funny, Vladimir! I see gnothing!
Ah haha, truly you funnyish with gno head.
Mayhap I design you gno head... awesome behaving especially important this season. Prank not or we receive coal as receivable in stockings!
Oh! Oh! Yes! Estimable reminder of opportunistic opportunity to admirable behaviour... what shall we do to curry favours?
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Yes we acquire seasonal Joy and Joyness!
Mayhap we acquire us seasonal GIFTS to accompany our Joy and Joyness...
Yes, truly we behave angelic... no carbon lumps for we...! (Make gno mention of power washer incidentals...)
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
As Odysseus from Troy, we wonder lengthy time...memoryless and...
*Ahem!* Odysseus wandering, not wondering!
He wander home from Troy - Lotus Eaters, Cyclops, Sirens...plethora troubles.
Truly? Methought he wondering (amnesiac, like own selves)! Forgot how to get home to Ithaca for decade!
Mmm yes, certain he wander ten years, not wonder ten years.
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Yes truly we Occupy on behalf of all Occupiers.
Yes Occupiers have much grievances to Occupees.
Yes, those against whom Occupyers occupy....
Ah, yes. If only we able to remember who occupy what!
Thursday, October 27, 2011
No, indeed... "we" not fakers, you faker!
We plethora amneezed, as such we forget birthday of our own human! Truly we ungracious gnomes!
You ungracious! I excused for amneezing myself.... truly you some bit annoying me, whoever you are!
Monday, October 10, 2011
Yes tragically I experience complete memory evaporating -- which render me truly innocent from hedge-jacking hi-jinx.
So you pleading innocent by insanity?
Ex-actly! I insanely innocent! Truly I insane... Poor woeful Vladimir! He amnesia victim.... like yourself...
Wait... you recalling own self name! And you recalling I amnesial -- You have gnot memory evaporation! You... faker!
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Ah ah ah... I know gnothing of this entropic rubble! Bewilderment is I! Truly my mind void - as like Robert Ludlum Boring Identity -- blank but in plethora trouble!
Indeed plethora ... now we both amnesial!
Oh! and you, small hooded one, who...who are you? Ohhh I remember gnothing!
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Aggh! How arrives smoking-hedge-trimmer-of-death to my own foot? Who likely perpetrate such deed of dastardliness? We looking bad...
We looking bad? WE looking bad?? Vicinity manifest no other visible perpetrator... verily, you only hypothetic perpetrator!
No no! Truly I... framed!
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Regard volume of shrubberies massacred...truly devastation...
Uh.. methinks you kernel of such destruction....
Me? I have memory blank! Like you...I remember gnothing!
Regard power hedge trimmers near your feet.... and ...it ... smoking...!
Agh! Verily you correct -- smoking hedge trimmer....!
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Me?? Ah haha me? Still I trusted...
Someway I just not feeling the love... loud brain part warning against trust for you...Such woe to loosen memory. Even hood feeling mist!
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
One month you amnesiac, Greta. Collect and proceed! Chop chop!
Verily, I linger so memory clouded...partial recalling you approach...i reverse...reverse...
No no Greta, exert gnot with memory attempts... relaaaaaax... go forward, not back....
Distinctly I remember you approach me... i reverse.... and then....
No no no Greta, we look for ward, not behind! Continue at future we must!
Monday, August 29, 2011
Truly we gnuisanced under fallen branch! Such luck we gnot sustaining injurious damages.
Twice times 2011 we captivating under fallen tree branch!
Mayhap we cleave force and together push for uncumberment...
Mayhap we call SOS for rescue...
Sunday, August 28, 2011
I vague from memory skip still after fall... but yes we appear quite battened!
Still I make profession of opinions for which we help protect against hurricaning. Release we for hurricane help for disasterish consequencing!
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Oh Greta... you...uh... you slip ... you make fall but... I catch to help you... you survive small brush with gravity. You project robust health now, yes? All ok?
Hmm... I feel memories return as also I return...
No No! Spend no attention to such memories... you still some bit not all here... see I still see through you!
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Sunday, August 21, 2011
я действительно жаль. возвратитесь я никогда не плохо себя веду снова...
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Friday, August 12, 2011
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Gnot at all - I sharing as we agree! You hold hose and I hold Power Washer. We co Operation!
This not co Operation! You demobilize me and take your way with Power Washer! Arrest your dashing! My turn is come!
Monday, August 8, 2011
We make turns for first usage... methinks *I* initiate...
No, *I* hold as *you* activate water power!
Truly *I* more responsible party for controlling power washer.
No, *I* experience of Power Tools so...
Aggh we be Ground again if we gnot cooperate.
OK. We cooperate. *I* use first..
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Hmmm. Methinks we find some few tomato fruits in your tummy! Truly more plethora of tomato fruits than here!
Ah but they green and small and hard. And gnot tasty....
Ah HA, i suspect truth!
Friday, August 5, 2011
We toil in hot sun for garden harvest... sweatings sting eyes...
Vladimir you so drama. We atone "our" (*ahem*) misbehavings to escape DogHouse.
Mayhap we sing peasant songs to ease work load...! Bag powerful heavy...song arriving in throat...назад в былые времена...
Please not to s--Hey, what the -- you eat! You sneak snacks!
Ah..heh heh...tiny taste for crop acceptableness. I quality control!
Ha more we need you Quantity control! I check bag!
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Fortuitous idea! We wood chip for pulverize yard wastes, yes!?
No! Power Tool lust causation of us trouble. Mayhap we harvest vegetable garden...
We assume hedge trimmers and massacre rampant shrubberies?
NO! No Power Tool activities. Only manual methodologies.
Mayhap we use our manuals to ignition Power Tools....
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
We some bit unfairly shamed...truly small disagreeing for sharing...
We selves in Dog House in Time Out! We exhausting from chase and we punished and we have confiscating Power Washer! We woeful miserable.
Mayhap I stealthy retrieve Power Washer while gnobody gnotice!
No, Vladimir! You badly behaving suffer us already and incur us ire! We must do amending penances and curry favours for absolvement!