Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Meanwhile....


Heh...heh...heh...
Moais make much merry mischief on Vladimir, such easy bait with big buttons to push.
Must try not to laugh...
laughing bad for Moais...
...can crack face...

Gnasty Moai

проклятый!
Where did annoying
little Moai go to?

I know he is close,
I feel his дерзкий eyes upon me...

Ха!, you think to sneak up on Vladimir!
Нет! Vladimir sees all! You will have many sorries, little green сорняк! I have many eyes and you do not shiver my gnerves of steel!

Gnightmare


Am I in a bad dream?
From where is this small Big Moai Head from? Look, Greta, he mocking me!
Go away from me, you small insignificant вредитель!
Go away, or I blow пукания toward you!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Royal China

Today is actual birthday!

We receive special gifts from small fans -- royal china with our gnames! We are much honoured by such празднование!

спасибо
to all who celebrate with us (and not with Harry Potter) - We await to next year to have 110 years...

Sunday, July 22, 2007

one hundred & gnine

развлечение party, many fans arrive with gastrognomic honours, but highlight was pheGNOMEnal cake... note stoned wall we are standing on on cake. Our человек draws cake this time by herself! We are so proud!

We are gladdened by all who came (and did not stay home to read Harry Potter book) and very happy to be of such важность to our люди and their friends.

Greta and Vladimir (with Golden hat) and Greta

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Gnome Talk

Our день рождения party is this weekend!- Greta

да! Our 109 years! How exited to show off stoned wall!- Vlad

Ah, wall you got stuck in, and our little человек lift up you out?- Greta

эй! I jump very hard, she need barely use one arm! - Vlad

эй! I am there when she "jump" you, do not выдумка to me! - Greta




Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Gneanderthals

We have built Great Stoned Wall! Yes, our work is masterful! Gneanderthal gnome ancestors were expert stoners back in Cro-Magnome days! Greta, please to help me get to other side, I seem to be built-inside great stones! Many admirers we will have of our craftsgnomeship.
- Vladimir

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Oops....

дерьмо!!!!!!
- Vladimir

Friday, July 13, 2007

Safety ggogles

For me, I like the ggogles. They are such stylish and look like I am real writer that I am, with my gnom-de-plume for writing our memoirs.
- Greta aka "Gretchen"

Obi-Wan-Gnobi


See how I massacre bad shrubberies with large power machete. I have much responsibility and charged with many duties which are included guarding our yard, slashing invasive weeds, and protecting against intruders...to speak of, where is Big Moai Head? I must brandish large power machete at his Big Moai Nose.
- Vladimir

 
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